{"product_id":"dislokated-jointz-sticker","title":"Dislokated Jointz Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eOh look. Himberly made a sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA \u003cem\u003eDJ\u003c\/em\u003e sticker. For a show he hasn't booked. In a venue he hasn't contacted. For a set he hasn't planned. Using equipment he may or may not own.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs this premature? Absolutely. Is it delusional? Perhaps. Is it exactly the kind of unearned confidence that built empires, launched careers, and got people thrown out of open mic nights? \u003cem\u003eOne hundred percent yes.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDJ Dislokated Jointz — aka Himberly, aka Man'gela's problem, aka the guy who told everyone he had a gig \"coming up\" for fourteen consecutive months — now has merch before he has a setlist. And honestly? Respect. Sort of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold Dislokated Jointz city graffiti logo — white ink, black background, maximum credibility for minimum effort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality vinyl sticker — weatherproof, scratch-resistant, and more committed than Himberly's practice schedule\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlap it on your laptop, your water bottle, your car, or any surface that deserves to know about a DJ no one has heard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBecause if you're going to hype someone up, you might as well go all in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eStick it everywhere. Tell everyone. Himberly will appreciate it and immediately take credit for the marketing strategy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDislokated Jointz: The sticker dropped before the music. This is fine.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ COLLECTOR'S ALERT: These stickers may go on sale soon.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn a development that surprised absolutely no one who has spent more than fifteen minutes with Himberly, he has been \u003cem\u003earrested in Texas.\u003c\/em\u003e The record label he was building — the one that hadn't released a single, signed an artist, or technically existed yet — has been forced to cease operations before the first single ever dropped. He is expected to be back sometime around 2028, depending on the Texas judicial system's opinion of his various decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the meantime, Man'gela is handling the brand. Loosely. With one eye closed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease keep Himberly in your prayers. And buy a sticker while you still can, because when the legend gets out, these prices are going \u003cem\u003eup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree Himberly. Buy the sticker. Support the scene.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chirpnout","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67582824972437,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0802\/3002\/3317\/files\/image_2ac33e12-2067-4768-aa14-1e4a344b20e4.png?v=1790459082","url":"https:\/\/chirpnout.com\/products\/dislokated-jointz-sticker","provider":"Chirpnout","version":"1.0","type":"link"}