Plandemic Coozie

The Plandemic Coozie

In 2020, they told you to cover your face. Turns out, your drink needed protection too.

They told you to wear a mask. Next time, forget about your ugly mug — get your cold beers wrapped up for those long nights when the "experts" are still on TV and your patience ran out three press briefings ago.

This coozie keeps your beer cold, your hands dry, and your commitment to questionable decisions fully insulated.

• Keeps drinks cold longer (unlike certain government predictions)
• Fits standard 12 oz cans
• Collapsible and easy to carry — perfect for bunker life or backyard BBQs
• Makes an excellent gift for anyone who's done with it

Because your beer didn't social distance from the sun. Someone had to step up.