RepubCongress Tee

Scientists once believed that the natural habitat of the American baboon was the savanna. They were wrong. It's the Senate floor.

The RepubCongress Tee celebrates the right side of the aisle — where three highly motivated baboons in power ties have gathered to protect your freedoms, cut your taxes, and absolutely lose their minds at a podium. As is tradition.

Bipartisan Baboonary. Est. 2026.

• Bold black-ink design on a bold red tee — statement piece or cautionary tale, you decide
• Premium unisex fit, sturdy enough to survive a senate hearing
• Sizes S–3XL — because representation matters
• Machine washable — which is more than we can say for most campaign promises

Wear it to a rally. Wear it to Thanksgiving dinner. Wear it whenever you need the room to know exactly where you stand.