Ashy - Moisturize or Die Poster

In the year of our Lord, right now, today — people are walking out of their homes ashy.

Not a little ashy. Not "oh I forgot to lotion my elbows" ashy. We're talking full cracked-skin, white-knuckled, horror-movie-monster ashy. Shuffling through the grocery store in house slippers and pajama pants, looking like they just crawled out of a desert at 3AM. No shame. No Vaseline. No accountability.

ASHY is the film we didn't know we needed. A horror story about what happens when society collectively decides that moisturizer is optional and pajamas are outdoor attire. One man. One bottle of lotion he refused to use. One terrifying transformation.

Moisturize or Die.

Hang this in your bathroom as a reminder. Hang it in your guest room as a warning. Hang it in your office as a public service announcement to the person in the cubicle next door who clearly ran out of cocoa butter in 2019.

• Premium quality poster print — 13" x 19" horror movie art for people who take skin care seriously
• Bold ASHY horror movie artwork — the creature feature nobody asked for but everybody needed
• A conversation starter, a wellness reminder, and a genuine threat all in one frame
• Ships rolled and ready to hang. Unlike some people, who aren't ready to go anywhere without lotion.

ASHY: Coming this Halloween to a bathroom near you. Moisturize first.