DemCongress Tee

Somewhere between the third committee hearing and the fourteenth press release about the committee hearing, America made a discovery: the baboons had been running things this whole time.

The DemCongress Tee honors the left side of the aisle — where three passionate baboons in sharp suits have gathered to fight for the people, protect democracy, and also completely lose the plot at a podium. Passionately. With great conviction.

Bipartisan Baboonary. Est. 2026.

• Bold black-ink design on a dignified blue tee — for the baboon who believes in process
• Premium unisex fit, comfortable enough for a 12-hour filibuster
• Sizes S–3XL — because we leave no baboon behind
• Machine washable — a promise we can actually keep

Wear it to a town hall. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to remind everyone that democracy is messy, loud, and absolutely feral.