IndyCongress Tee

In 2026, historians will note that the United States Congress achieved a rare and remarkable feat: unanimous agreement. Not on policy, not on a budget, not even on what to have for lunch — but on the undeniable fact that every single member was, at their core, a baboon in a suit.

The Congress of Baboons Tee commemorates this historic moment of bipartisan unity. Three baboons — one laughing, one screaming, one scowling — stand together at the podium of democracy, doing exactly what congress does best: absolutely nothing productive, but doing it with incredible conviction.

Bipartisan Baboonary. Est. 2026.

• Bold black-ink design, centered chest print — tastefully unhinged
• Premium unisex fit, soft enough to wear to a filibuster
• Sizes S–3XL because freedom comes in all shapes
• Machine washable — unlike most legislative decisions, this one holds up

Wear it to a town hall. Wear it to a C-SPAN watch party. Wear it everywhere democracy is a spectator sport.