Metthew Sticker

He doesn't have a plan. He doesn't need one. He has goggles, a beaker, a spray can, and a level of commitment to the chaos lifestyle that most people only achieve after their third energy drink.

Meet Metthew. He is running. He is screaming. He is absolutely not stopping to explain himself, and frankly, you shouldn't ask.

Man'gela spotted him outside a Waffle House at 4 AM. Himberly tried to interview him. He handed her the beaker and disappeared into the night. We made a sticker out of it. It felt like the right thing to do.

Stick him on your laptop, your car, your water bottle, your ex's mailbox — wherever you need a little reminder that some people have simply decided that the rules do not apply to them, and they are thriving.

• High-quality die-cut vinyl — as durable as his life choices are not
• Bold comic book art style — because chaos deserves good production value
• Weatherproof — unlike his sleep schedule
• White outline border — the only boundary he respects
• Pairs well with poor decisions, fast food, and a general sense of urgency

Warning: sticker may cause uncontrollable laughter, mild concern from coworkers, and an inexplicable urge to run somewhere screaming.

It's Metthew. He's here. He's not leaving. Buy the sticker.