Congressional Blame Game Sticker

Somewhere in Washington D.C., right now, at this very moment, someone in a very expensive suit is pointing at someone else in a very expensive suit and explaining, with great passion and zero self-awareness, why everything is their fault.

The left blames the right. The right blames the left. The RINOs blame whoever's convenient. The progressives blame the system. The system blames the last guy. The last guy wrote a book about it.

Meanwhile, the Capitol dome just sits there. Unbothered. As it has since 1800. Because the building knows something the politicians don't: it doesn't matter which side you're on if you're all pointing at the same building you refuse to fix.

Man'gela and Himberly present: the Congressional Blame Game Sticker. Equal opportunity mockery. Left, right, center, and the guy who says he's "fiscally conservative but socially liberal" at every dinner party.

• High-quality die-cut vinyl — circular, like the arguments it represents
• Bold blue vs. red design — because subtlety left Congress in 1987
• White Capitol dome dead center — the one thing both sides agree on ignoring
• Weatherproof and durable, unlike most campaign promises
• Looks great on laptops, trucks, water bottles, and congressional hearing rooms

Stick it somewhere important. Or just somewhere visible. The message is the same either way.

Same song. Different verse. Buy the sticker.